JASON: So what is this?
ME: Chocolate pudding.
JASON: Well, I know that. But what's in it?
ME: I don't know. A bunch of crap I blended together until it tasted good.
JASON: Uh, could you elaborate please?
ME: Tofu. Cocoa powder. A couple squares of dark chocolate. Vanilla extract. A pinch of brown sugar. A splash of almond milk that was about to go bad. Two old dark-chocolate covered espresso beans that I found floating around in the pantry; I think they might have been from Valentine's Day. Pretty much whatever was laying around ...
JASON: I think it's better that I don't know.
ME: Yes.
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